People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

Ronald Reagan is the world's largest Muppet.

Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.

I know size can be daunting but don't be afraid.

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go..."All right! Give me the plane or the b*tch loses her cuticle." ?

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.