There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.
Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.
Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude?
All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you'll fly like me.
The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ?