Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian

And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!

With mountain biking, it's always that constant thing, negotiating singletrack, which I like, but for a road ride that rhythm is really Buddhist. When you get a good pedal stoke, it's that thing of everything works.

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.

Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. 'I want it to be the way it was.' But if you continue the way it was there will be no 'is.'

You have to break in half to love somebody.