Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.

If I asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell.

There are times when life's just real quiet and simple. I sometimes get tired of people saying, "Well, what are you really like?"

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

Shooting in New York is the shiznit, if I may be so bold. It was great. New York is a character. People who live here know that.

It's always great when you want scientific fact to get a really good science fiction writer to talk to you about it.

You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running!