What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.
I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate.
Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs