It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

You appreciate little things, like walks on the beach with a defibrillator.

Be prepared for luck.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.

My preference is live performance. Because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like that. You know, musicians need it, comedians definitely need it. It doesn't matter what size and what club, whether it's 30 people in the club or 2,000 in a hall or a theater. It's live, it's symbiotic, you need it.