The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.

There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.

I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.

I play a lot of computer games. I love computer graphics. I've had Pixar in me for a long time.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!