If I ever asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked a woman and been totally vulnerable.
With a bike you go from zero to a hundred in terms of mobility.
Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!
I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.
That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved.