In America, they really do mythologize people when they die.

What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.

[when asked about what he was most thankful about]: Being alive. After heart surgery, you dig that part. Breath, family and friends are just amazing. Just to have a second shot is pretty great!

Gentlemen, haven't we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.

There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.

Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.