If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.

The world is open for play, that everything and everybody is mockable, in a wonderful way.

Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!

I have no desire to go anywhere near drugs. People say, "Aren't you tempted?" No, because of the ridiculousness of it.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.