Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds
The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
I had one or two steady girlfriends in high school, but then in college, it was three, four... I went crazy. At one point I had three separate girlfriends, running around mad.
What's true in our minds is true, whether some people know it or not.
I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now
After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.