Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.

You have an internal critic, an internal drive that says, 'OK, you can do more.' Maybe that's what keeps you going.

If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing.

Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...

I met Jonah Lomu. I never knew how huge he was. I felt like a peasant in a Godzilla movie. 'Quickly! Tell the other villagers! We go now!'

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.