Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks, the kikes and all that's going to be left is a couple of brain-dead rednecks.

Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something

Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.

If women ran the world there would be no wars. However every 28 days there would be some very intense negotiations.

Gentlemen, haven't we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.

You have to break in half to love somebody.