Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks, the kikes and all that's going to be left is a couple of brain-dead rednecks.

Things that I see in the future. I see... it could be quite incredible if we can master a few problems, like the air and the water thing might be nice. I see governments dissolving these barriers are all falling down for economic reasons. They're all so interbound.

If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

I want everyone out there in TV land to touch the TV. Touch the back of the TV and get a shock for Jesus.

Honey, you [Michael Jackson] gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord of the Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species.

You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.