Reality: What a concept!

You have an internal critic, an internal drive that says, 'OK, you can do more.' Maybe that's what keeps you going.

I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.

It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill.

I had one or two steady girlfriends in high school, but then in college, it was three, four... I went crazy. At one point I had three separate girlfriends, running around mad.