I was once walking in an airport and a woman came up to me and said, 'Be zany!'. That'd be like walking up to Baryshikov and going, 'Plie! Just do a plie! Do it! Do a releve right now! Lift my wife!'

What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.

Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon.

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

There's no question this is where I want to live. Never has been.

I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel like a hamster.