We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
Sometimes itโs more noble to tell a small lie than to deliver a painful truth.
Ronald Reagan is the world's largest Muppet.