Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.
We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers.
You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don't become stupid!
That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved.
Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
My comedy is like emotional hang-gliding.