Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better.
Death - to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material