The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!

When your spinal cord freezes up, you're vulnerable to everything. But he [Chrestopher Reese] was tough as nails. And he kept a great, kind of dark sense of humor about it, but also was able to accomplish amazing things.

It was kind of a decompression - from straight alcohol to mixed drinks to wine to spritzers - and then you're out.

We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you

Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude?

Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.

I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.