Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.

To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.

I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break?

Canadian money is also called the loony. How can you take an economic crisis seriously?

I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.

It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you - when he comes down from the mountain and you see he's this man with weaknesses. And you love him as this whole being, not as a figurehead.

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.