If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.

Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon.

I'm an Episcopal, which is Catholic Lite. It's like same religion, half the guilt.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

There are times when life's just real quiet and simple. I sometimes get tired of people saying, "Well, what are you really like?"

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.

Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.