If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.

Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds

People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.'

I do believe in love; it's wonderful - especially love third time around, it's even more precious; it's kind of amazing.

You’ve got to be crazy! It’s too late to be sane, too late. You’ve got to go full tilt bozo... ‘Cause you’re only given a little spark of madness... and if you lose that, you’re nothing