If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.

A place where we all go can't be bad.

Bicycles are pieces of art. You get that combination of kinetic engineering, but then, besides the welds, the paint jobs, the kind of the sculpture of it all is quite beautiful. Bikes have such great lines, and all different styles.

2020. There'll be cold fusion. We'll actually be able to power our cars with our own feces. That's right. The emissions problem will be a little intense, but just light a match.

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

There are times when life's just real quiet and simple. I sometimes get tired of people saying, "Well, what are you really like?"

On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.