It doesn't matter who you are, if you've got the legs, you can hang with them.

My God, look at the size of this man! Quick! Tell the other villagers we're going back to the boats!

We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers.

The French don't have a baseball team. And if they did, there'd only be a left field, and no one would be safe.

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

When I'm riding my bicycle I feel like a Buddhist who is happy just to enjoy his mundane existence

I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.