It doesn't matter who you are, if you've got the legs, you can hang with them.

There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.

It's the same sex all the time.

Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.

I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.

I had one or two steady girlfriends in high school, but then in college, it was three, four... I went crazy. At one point I had three separate girlfriends, running around mad.

All the new people you meet, it's pretty amazing. The vampire needs new blood. And there is still a lot to learn and there is always great stuff out there. Even mistakes can be wonderful.