You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!
What's true in our minds is true, whether some people know it or not.
You appreciate little things, like walks on the beach with a defibrillator.
The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.
Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.