Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better.
Robin WilliamsHere's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone.
Robin Williams