You appreciate little things, like walks on the beach with a defibrillator.

She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other

To make fun of an administration, to make fun of anything, Mark Twain said, is the last defense of democracy.

If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.

How much more can you give? Other than, literally, open-heart surgery onstage? Not much. But the only cure you have right now is the honesty of going, this is who you are. I know who I am.

Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.