Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.

The idea of having a steady job is appealing.

But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever.

Honey, you [Michael Jackson] gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord of the Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species.

If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing.

As intellectual as we think we are, you still trip, we still have human foibles, sexuality, all the different things to still make you aware of your humanity.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.