Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.

Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother

My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

On rides you see things that trigger ideas. And most the time it's just not doing anything but riding ... letting it all go.

If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing.

I was a serious method actor until I visited this site.