The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.

I learned that by being entertaining you make a connection with another person.

I've never had a "hankering" to direct. I can perform, but I can't write on that level. I tend to go off on tangents. Directing also requires a kind of specificity and I don't have it.

Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.

Women are wonderful. They're amazing creatures. You can never learn enough! They're addicting in the most amazing sense.

It's been a tough year. . . Someone said I should send out Buddhist thank-you cards since Buddhists believe that anything that challenges you makes you pull yourself together.

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!