The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.

Women are incredibly intuitive. If anybody on the planet is going to evolve to the next level, that telekinetic thing, women will.

If women ran the world there would be no wars. However every 28 days there would be some very intense negotiations.

How much more can you give? Other than, literally, open-heart surgery onstage? Not much. But the only cure you have right now is the honesty of going, this is who you are. I know who I am.

Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!