I'm an Episcopal, which is Catholic Lite. It's like same religion, half the guilt.
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!
You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.
I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.
Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better.