I was a serious method actor until I visited this site.

Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...

My childhood was lonely. Both my parents were away a lot, working, and the maid basically raised me. And I think that's where a lot of my comedy comes from. Not only was the maid very funny and witty, but when my mother came home I'd use humour to try and get her attention. If I made mommy laugh, then maybe everything would be all right. I think that's where it [my comedy] all started.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

It's frightening and exhilarating. It's like combat. Look at the metaphors: You kill when it works; you die when it doesn't.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I play a lot of computer games. I love computer graphics. I've had Pixar in me for a long time.