You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian

I don't practice anything. I spend time looking over ideas and then just get out and do it.

When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, "Robin, you need drugs to live." I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

It is hard to find something where you can go off as much as I do in stand-up, but I think stand-up allows me that freedom where you can really go off and have a good time.

Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!