You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian

If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.

Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.

Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.

When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.

It's frightening and exhilarating. It's like combat. Look at the metaphors: You kill when it works; you die when it doesn't.