You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian

Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.

I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?'

Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.

You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.

My childhood was really nice. My parents never forced me to do anything; it was always, "If you want to do that, fine." When I told my father I was going to be an actor, he said, "Fine, but study welding just in case."

What's true in our minds is true, whether some people know it or not.