My preference is live performance. Because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like that. You know, musicians need it, comedians definitely need it. It doesn't matter what size and what club, whether it's 30 people in the club or 2,000 in a hall or a theater. It's live, it's symbiotic, you need it.

It's cheaper to keep her.

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

What's true in our minds is true, whether some people know it or not.

Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.