My preference is live performance. Because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like that. You know, musicians need it, comedians definitely need it. It doesn't matter what size and what club, whether it's 30 people in the club or 2,000 in a hall or a theater. It's live, it's symbiotic, you need it.

My God, look at the size of this man! Quick! Tell the other villagers we're going back to the boats!

Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist.

Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.

Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...

It's frightening and exhilarating. It's like combat. Look at the metaphors: You kill when it works; you die when it doesn't.