My preference is live performance. Because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like that. You know, musicians need it, comedians definitely need it. It doesn't matter what size and what club, whether it's 30 people in the club or 2,000 in a hall or a theater. It's live, it's symbiotic, you need it.

Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.

Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.

You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude

That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved.

I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

I love doing live action movies, but there's a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.