I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel like a hamster.

I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people.

I don't practice anything. I spend time looking over ideas and then just get out and do it.

But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever.

It is hard to find something where you can go off as much as I do in stand-up, but I think stand-up allows me that freedom where you can really go off and have a good time.

Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.

It was kind of a decompression - from straight alcohol to mixed drinks to wine to spritzers - and then you're out.