I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel like a hamster.

The world is open for play, that everything and everybody is mockable, in a wonderful way.

Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.

A place where we all go can't be bad.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people.

But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.