We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.
Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.
Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
In America, they really do mythologize people when they die.
I don't practice anything. I spend time looking over ideas and then just get out and do it.