Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better.
Robin WilliamsI've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience.
Robin WilliamsA Pentagon official once said the people who would actually push the button probably have never seen a person die. He said the only hope -and it's a strange thought - is if they put the button to launch the nuclear war behind a man's heart. The President, then, with a rusty knife, would have to cut out the man's heart, kill the man, to get to the button.
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