When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back

People say that I'm a tree hugger, but I do a lot more than hug trees. I like having my drinking water without faecal matter, that's really nice. Or acceptable levels of strychnine. I'm an air breather, I've gotten used to that over the years.

I know size can be daunting but don't be afraid.

We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now

On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.