When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back

Along with the Oscars, the Academy is giving out a green card.

Canadian money is also called the loony. How can you take an economic crisis seriously?

I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.

Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.