When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back

To be acknowledged for who and what I am, no more, no less. Not for acclaim, not for approval, but, the simple truth of that recognition. This has been the elemental drive of my existence, and it must be achieved, if I am to live or die with dignity.

If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

I don't practice anything. I spend time looking over ideas and then just get out and do it.

We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'