You have an internal critic, an internal drive that says, 'OK, you can do more.' Maybe that's what keeps you going.

My comedy is like emotional hang-gliding.

Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves.

All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you'll fly like me.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.