You have an internal critic, an internal drive that says, 'OK, you can do more.' Maybe that's what keeps you going.

With a bike you go from zero to a hundred in terms of mobility.

Along with the Oscars, the Academy is giving out a green card.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.

Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish.