I just want to do movies, and I want to sell them. I don't want to link up with some product.

In the dictionary under redundant it says see redundant.

I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free!

Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public. Once you step on stage you're licensed to do that. It's an understood relationship. You walk on stage - it's your job.

Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.

All the new people you meet, it's pretty amazing. The vampire needs new blood. And there is still a lot to learn and there is always great stuff out there. Even mistakes can be wonderful.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.