We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!

I got to ninth grade and there was wrestling, and I went, 'Wait a minute, this is fun.' Basically, it was a chance for a small kid like me to get a chance to wail on another small kid. I went, 'I love this.' The discipline of it was great. Plus, I really started to be good at it.

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.

Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.

Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!

How much more can you give? Other than, literally, open-heart surgery onstage? Not much. But the only cure you have right now is the honesty of going, this is who you are. I know who I am.

She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other