We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!

Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish.

Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!

[On creating] And you get that little endorphin buzz, it's great. Why do you think Einstein looked like that? I don't think he was going "You know this is some dynamite weed! It's all relative you know."

If you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? Carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.

I play a lot of computer games. I love computer graphics. I've had Pixar in me for a long time.

Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something