We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!

I don't practice anything. I spend time looking over ideas and then just get out and do it.

Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Sometimes, keeping track of people. It's always a weird combination of worrying so much about the outside world, and not... you have to be more aware of the inner circle, the folks that matter.

I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.

Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.