A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.
I'm an Episcopal, which is Catholic Lite. It's like same religion, half the guilt.
You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.
I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.