Women are incredibly intuitive. If anybody on the planet is going to evolve to the next level, that telekinetic thing, women will.
Robin WilliamsI've never had a "hankering" to direct. I can perform, but I can't write on that level. I tend to go off on tangents. Directing also requires a kind of specificity and I don't have it.
Robin WilliamsThe French don't have a baseball team. And if they did, there'd only be a left field, and no one would be safe.
Robin WilliamsThey're talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision - you either go all the way or forget it.
Robin WilliamsI'm fascinated by the new iPhone. I bought it and kept trying to use it in France. "Siri, what is a good restaurant?" (In a robotic voice.) "I'm sorry, Robin. I can't give locations in France." "Why, Siri?" "I don't know." It's like she was upset with the French or something. "They seem to have an attitude I can't understand. Should I look for Germans, Robin?"
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