People say that I'm a tree hugger, but I do a lot more than hug trees. I like having my drinking water without faecal matter, that's really nice. Or acceptable levels of strychnine. I'm an air breather, I've gotten used to that over the years.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

For a while you get mad, then you get over it.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

People say that I'm a tree hugger, but I do a lot more than hug trees. I like having my drinking water without faecal matter, that's really nice. Or acceptable levels of strychnine. I'm an air breather, I've gotten used to that over the years.

Please, don't worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.

If women ran the world there would be no wars. However every 28 days there would be some very intense negotiations.