People say that I'm a tree hugger, but I do a lot more than hug trees. I like having my drinking water without faecal matter, that's really nice. Or acceptable levels of strychnine. I'm an air breather, I've gotten used to that over the years.

Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.

I know size can be daunting but don't be afraid.

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow.' Because you have that initial warm feeling going, 'Oh, I remember this'. And your body does, too. And your body goes, 'Yeah, so do I'. Then the demon voice comes, 'Yeah, so do I. You know what would be great? You know we bought a little bottle before? A full bottle would be wonderful'.

Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon.

You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.