Incoming is not the thing you want to hear at Christmas.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.

I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel like a hamster.

Women are incredibly intuitive. If anybody on the planet is going to evolve to the next level, that telekinetic thing, women will.

If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing.

Make your life spectacular, I know I did.