Reality: What a concept!
Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
Sometimes with a comedy it's just having the instinct of how real you play it and what level you want it.
I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.
Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!