The idea of the industrial fishing affects everyone. Those factory ships play this game of hit and run with the international fishing limits, and somebody said it's like hunting squirrels with a bulldozer. They pull everything in and they are only looking for certain types of fish and everything else dies and they just throw it back. It's like chumming.

My God, look at the size of this man! Quick! Tell the other villagers we're going back to the boats!

Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone.

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?

My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it's mobile meditation.

In California, we are a sixty percent Hispanic state, we elected an Austrian governor. Even old Nazis are going "That's weird."

I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience.