I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

To make fun of an administration, to make fun of anything, Mark Twain said, is the last defense of democracy.

Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.

Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.

[when asked about what he was most thankful about]: Being alive. After heart surgery, you dig that part. Breath, family and friends are just amazing. Just to have a second shot is pretty great!

Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.

Cocaine for me was a place to hide. Most people get hyper on coke. It slowed me down. Sometimes it made me paranoid and impotent, but mostly it just made me withdrawn.