I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ?
There's this thing called freebasing. It's not free, it costs you your home. It should be called 'homebasing'.
You're best when you're not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds
My childhood was really nice. My parents never forced me to do anything; it was always, "If you want to do that, fine." When I told my father I was going to be an actor, he said, "Fine, but study welding just in case."