She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other

Reality: What a concept!

I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.

In the dictionary under redundant it says see redundant.

We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever in Amish country and you see a man with his hand buried in a horse's ass, that's a mechanic. Remember that.

One day [when I relapsed] I walked into a store and saw a little bottle of Jack Daniel's. And then that voice - I call it the 'lower power' - goes, 'Hey. Just a taste. Just one.' I drank it, and there was that brief moment of 'Oh, I'm okay!' But it escalated so quickly. Within a week I was buying so many bottles I sounded like a wind chime walking down the street.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.