We were romantics. We didn't just read poetry. We let it drip from our tongues like honey. Spirits soared. Women swooned, and gods were created, gentlemen. Not a bad way to spend an evening, eh?

Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea - freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people would be worth having.

I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.

The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.

I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience.

Improv. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field running.

Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves.