We are surrounded by a lot of failed ecosystems; the moon being one, Mars, Venus. There’s evidence of water on Mars and rivers and it didn’t take. Also, we have planets to guard us like Jupiter and Saturn that take the hits of the comets. It is miraculous that we exist on this planet, that it took.

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now

Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!

Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public. Once you step on stage you're licensed to do that. It's an understood relationship. You walk on stage - it's your job.

Life is fleeting. And if you're ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day... make a wish and think of me.

I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.

The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.