We are surrounded by a lot of failed ecosystems; the moon being one, Mars, Venus. There’s evidence of water on Mars and rivers and it didn’t take. Also, we have planets to guard us like Jupiter and Saturn that take the hits of the comets. It is miraculous that we exist on this planet, that it took.

Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother

What's true in our minds is true, whether some people know it or not.

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist.

Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.

Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.

I want everyone out there in TV land to touch the TV. Touch the back of the TV and get a shock for Jesus.