Jamie Kilstein is amazing and I will be spreading the word. He has the spark that energized my conscience. We need more comedians kicking it hard the way he does every night

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.

You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist.

The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!

All the new people you meet, it's pretty amazing. The vampire needs new blood. And there is still a lot to learn and there is always great stuff out there. Even mistakes can be wonderful.