Jamie Kilstein is amazing and I will be spreading the word. He has the spark that energized my conscience. We need more comedians kicking it hard the way he does every night

Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.

When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.

I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, "My boy's got learnin'!"

Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.

But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.

I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.