We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.
Robin WilliamsThey say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them
Robin WilliamsComedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.
Robin WilliamsFinding a good script is really difficult and the scariest thing of all is when they say about a script that's not right, "we will fix it.." It's like before you get on the Titanic and you see a big hole. In process, it's too late.
Robin Williams