Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

I play a lot of computer games. I love computer graphics. I've had Pixar in me for a long time.

People say that I'm a tree hugger, but I do a lot more than hug trees. I like having my drinking water without faecal matter, that's really nice. Or acceptable levels of strychnine. I'm an air breather, I've gotten used to that over the years.

I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience.

If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there.

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!