I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."
To make fun of an administration, to make fun of anything, Mark Twain said, is the last defense of democracy.
There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
Compassionate conservative, that's like having a gun rack on a Volvo.
If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.