Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.

When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, "Robin, you need drugs to live." I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.

With mountain biking, it's always that constant thing, negotiating singletrack, which I like, but for a road ride that rhythm is really Buddhist. When you get a good pedal stoke, it's that thing of everything works.

If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.

A place where we all go can't be bad.