Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.
With mountain biking, it's always that constant thing, negotiating singletrack, which I like, but for a road ride that rhythm is really Buddhist. When you get a good pedal stoke, it's that thing of everything works.
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
You appreciate little things, like walks on the beach with a defibrillator.
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!
Things that I see in the future. I see... it could be quite incredible if we can master a few problems, like the air and the water thing might be nice. I see governments dissolving these barriers are all falling down for economic reasons. They're all so interbound.