People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.'
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp
I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.
Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.
Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying "I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award." The other is "You want fries with that?".