The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
Even mistakes can be wonderful.
My comedy is like emotional hang-gliding.
There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
If I asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell.
[when asked about what he was most thankful about]: Being alive. After heart surgery, you dig that part. Breath, family and friends are just amazing. Just to have a second shot is pretty great!