Along with the Oscars, the Academy is giving out a green card.
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
What's true in our minds is true, whether some people know it or not.
In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'
I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free!