You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don't become stupid!
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.
People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.'
Dreams don't deal in time. Time doesn't count.
Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then.
There was an old, crazy dude who used to live a long time ago. His name was Lord Buckley. And he said, a long time ago, he said, 'People--they'r e kinda like flowers, and it's been a privilege walking in your garden.' My love goes with you.