Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs

And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!

I had one or two steady girlfriends in high school, but then in college, it was three, four... I went crazy. At one point I had three separate girlfriends, running around mad.

On rides you see things that trigger ideas. And most the time it's just not doing anything but riding ... letting it all go.

We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

Even when I did my Broadway show, I did 15 minutes no one had seen before, because that was the night that Michael Jackson protested about Al Sharpton bailing on him. I said, "Wow, if that man bails on you, this must be really a lost cause."