Life is fleeting. And if you're ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day... make a wish and think of me.
Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
Incoming is not the thing you want to hear at Christmas.
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.
I couldn't imagine living the way I used to live. Now people come up to me from the drug days and go, 'Hi, remember me?' And I'm going, 'No, did I have sex with you? Did I take a dump in your tool box?'