The world is open for play, that everything and everybody is mockable, in a wonderful way.

Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better.

If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you take two?"

Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.

Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.