I've never had a "hankering" to direct. I can perform, but I can't write on that level. I tend to go off on tangents. Directing also requires a kind of specificity and I don't have it.
There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
Never go to Pluto, it's a Mickey Mouse planet.
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.
I met Jonah Lomu. I never knew how huge he was. I felt like a peasant in a Godzilla movie. 'Quickly! Tell the other villagers! We go now!'