Please, don't worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.

When I'm riding my bicycle I feel like a Buddhist who is happy just to enjoy his mundane existence

Honey, you [Michael Jackson] gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord of the Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species.

When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back

You have an internal critic, an internal drive that says, 'OK, you can do more.' Maybe that's what keeps you going.