They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them

You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running!

I know size can be daunting but don't be afraid.

Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing, turn cold, and die.

People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.'

The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but they're not. Ah, that's the good stuff!

You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.