I was once walking in an airport and a woman came up to me and said, 'Be zany!'. That'd be like walking up to Baryshikov and going, 'Plie! Just do a plie! Do it! Do a releve right now! Lift my wife!'
A place where we all go can't be bad.
It's the same sex all the time.
What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?
Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
It's cheaper to keep her.