Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
I thought I was fooling people. But it's the old thing of 'they say vodka doesn't smell'. No, not until you sweat. And you just lie and lie and you think 'I can deal with this'. And then you finally go, 'No you can't'. And then you give up.
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
Oh, no. To live... to live would be an awfully big adventure.
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.