There's no question this is where I want to live. Never has been.

Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go..."All right! Give me the plane or the b*tch loses her cuticle." ?

I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.

Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.

It's always great when you want scientific fact to get a really good science fiction writer to talk to you about it.

Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."

Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.