There's no question this is where I want to live. Never has been.

My favorite is when you go to Afghanistan and you meet the special forces guys, and they look like these heavily armed surfers. These guys are the best. You see guys dressed as full Afghans, but then wearing a Yankees hat.

It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you - when he comes down from the mountain and you see he's this man with weaknesses. And you love him as this whole being, not as a figurehead.

For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out of a deeper, darker side. Maybe it comes from anger, because I'm outraged by cruel absurdities, the hypocrisy that exists everywhere, even within yourself, where it's hardest to see.

I love doing live action movies, but there's a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.