Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.
Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?
It doesn't matter who you are, if you've got the legs, you can hang with them.
Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.
All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you'll fly like me.
I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.