My comedy is like emotional hang-gliding.

In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'

I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don't become stupid!

My preference is live performance. Because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like that. You know, musicians need it, comedians definitely need it. It doesn't matter what size and what club, whether it's 30 people in the club or 2,000 in a hall or a theater. It's live, it's symbiotic, you need it.

But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever.