I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.
I think it's great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal.
Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.
Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better.
And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!