My comedy is like emotional hang-gliding.

You might say he was one taco short of a combination platter.

Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.

I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, "My boy's got learnin'!"

I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill.

I play a lot of computer games. I love computer graphics. I've had Pixar in me for a long time.

You're best when you're not in charge. The ego locks the muse.