I'm fascinated by the new iPhone. I bought it and kept trying to use it in France. "Siri, what is a good restaurant?" (In a robotic voice.) "I'm sorry, Robin. I can't give locations in France." "Why, Siri?" "I don't know." It's like she was upset with the French or something. "They seem to have an attitude I can't understand. Should I look for Germans, Robin?"

My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.

It was kind of a decompression - from straight alcohol to mixed drinks to wine to spritzers - and then you're out.

We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you

[On creating] And you get that little endorphin buzz, it's great. Why do you think Einstein looked like that? I don't think he was going "You know this is some dynamite weed! It's all relative you know."

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

Shooting in New York is the shiznit, if I may be so bold. It was great. New York is a character. People who live here know that.